“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

“I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.”

“Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.”

I had a friend who was nervous about going to the school dance, so I told him to be his self; that was pretty mean, I guess.

Electricity and I don’t get along. Most people are shocked to find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Source: The Coffee Table Gazette Issue 4. Published 06-01-21. Reprinted with permission.