We need more father / son moments like this.
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“Quiet as a church mouse.” As opposed to “Quiet as a regular mouse“?
“Faster than sh** through a goose”. And just how fast does that take place? Who held the radar gun to find out?
Continue reading “Pondering the Absurd: Thought-Provoking Wordplay and Paradoxical Notions.”
I used to work as a body removal specialist for a local mortuary and one day I was transporting a body to an airport in another city, in order for her to be flown back home. As I was driving I was thinking of the procedure to follow once I arrived, since this was my first trip to the airport.
All of a sudden I hit a dip in the road and immediately heard a very loud “uuuuuhhhhhh” from the back of the van. Let me tell you, the sound of someone other than me making a loud sigh and knowing that the only other person in the vehicle is supposed to be dead, was enough to scare me silly.
“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
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