We are bombarded by advertisements all the time and I am as sick of them as the rest of you. However, every now and then there is some memorable ones worth a second look. And if you have to look a second time that means they did their job.
Land Rover, Kit Kat, Raid, Fed Ex, and Porsche were my favorites. Let me know which ones stood out for you in the comments below.
I recently read an article touting some of the best advertising slogans in the world and I don’t disagree, I just thought I would add my own spin on them.
1. McDonalds – “I’m Lovin’ It” – But it ain’t loving me.
2. KFC – “Finger Lickin’ Good” – Depends if I washed my hands before dinner or not.
3. Subway – “Eat Fresh” – Fresh what?
4. John Deere – “Nothing runs like a Deere” – Unless I just hit it with my car.
5. Kay Jewelers – “Every kiss begins with Kay” – And Mary, and Janet, and Diane, and Peggie…….
6. Skittles – “Taste the Rainbow” – Taste it? I can’t even find it!
7. Staples – “That was easy” – Should be “That was annoying!”
8. DeBeers – “A diamond is forever” – And so is the debt.
9. Dr Pepper – “What’s the Worst That Could Happen?” – If you have to ask you haven’t lived.
10. Ivory Soap – “99 and 44/100% pure” – At least they’re honest about it, but what’s in the other 0.56%?
11. Typhoo – “You Only Get an ‘OO’ With Typhoo” – Not necessarily.
12. E.F. Hutton – “When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen” – What was that? I wasn’t listening.
13. Clairol – “Does she or doesn’t she?” – Does she or doesn’t she what?
14. Nissan – “Built For The Human Race” – No Really?!
15. Energizer Batteries – “It keeps going… and going… and going” – And never comes back.
16. FTD – “Say It With Flowers” – Or sling an insult with weeds.
17. Chevrolet – “The Heartbeat of America” – It was until they moved to other countries. Have they not seen Detroit lately?
18. American Express – “Don’t leave home without it” – Thanks for the advice, but I can think of other things I would rather not leave the house with.
19. Nike – “Just Do It” – Actually it should be….Nike – “Just do it naked”
20. HSBC – “The World’s Local Bank” – Uh not quite, there isn’t a branch in my town.
21. Chevrolet – “See the USA in your Chevrolet” – As long as it doesn’t break down.
22. Alka Seltzer – “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing” – Neither can I.
23. Capital One – “What’s in your wallet?” – That is none of your business!
24. Gatorade – Is it in you? – Not anymore I just flushed the urinal.
25. Greyhound – “Leave the driving to us” – Of course that’s why you hire bus drivers.
26. Zurich – “Because Change Happens” – So does s**t.
27. Panasonic – “Ideas for Life” – Now if your electronics only lasted that long.
28. Google – “Don’t be Evil” – Oops!
29. Maxwell House – “Good to the last drop” – What’s wrong with the last drop?
30. Apple – “Think Different” – I already do.
Nudist Geek 