“Quiet as a church mouse.” As opposed to “Quiet as a regular mouse“?
“Faster than sh** through a goose”. And just how fast does that take place? Who held the radar gun to find out?
On the menu this evening is jumbo shrimp with beverages served in plastic glasses.
An oxymoron is a deliberate mistake to cause a reader to pause and ponder.
I made a four-ounce pound cake. Uh huh, so how much does it really weigh?
Police have located and arrested the female gunman.
1861–1865 civil war in the United States between the North and the South. And what if anything is, “civil “about war?
On a bottle of sleeping pills, “Caution may cause Drowsiness”. Really? I am so glad you told me that. I would have never even thought of it.
Had a friend tell me one time that, “Anything is possible”. So, is it possible for anything to be impossible?
It is crazy how saying sentences backwards, creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
Have you ever noticed that word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy alcohol when it’s understandably illegal to drink and drive?
If the toys in Toy Story died, would the kids still be playing with them?
Did you know that 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars and today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses?
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